my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
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Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
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New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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