You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
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While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
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One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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