I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
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Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
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Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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