I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
So squirting runs in the family.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
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There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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