From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
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Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
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I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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