i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
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Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
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I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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