ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
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if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
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How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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