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me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
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Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
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Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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