; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
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you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
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People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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