TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
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started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
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Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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