Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
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Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
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GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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