Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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