I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
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July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
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There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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