I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
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Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
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is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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