what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
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I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
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You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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