at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
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Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
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I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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