I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
In America we eat man semen.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
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sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
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Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
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