I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
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noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
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I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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