I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
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nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
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He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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