Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
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The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
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I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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