hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
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i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
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I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
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