he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
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I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
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Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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