I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
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I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
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Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
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It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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