Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
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She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
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How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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