Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
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I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
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Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
there is glitter all over my balls
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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