what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
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he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
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I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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