i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
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I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
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He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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