"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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