he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
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I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
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She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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