love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
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I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
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well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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