dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
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6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
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I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
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