Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
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Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
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and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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