The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
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Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
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So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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