i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
she looked like the before picture.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
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it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
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The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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