today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's just so happy...and so naked.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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