I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
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I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
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I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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