Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
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He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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