Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
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Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
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This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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