Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
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No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
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Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
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