where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
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Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
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only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
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