i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
kristin has been a bad kristin
You can't special order awesome
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
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counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
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God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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