When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
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Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
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why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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