My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
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I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
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If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Randomize