its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
the day after is always just damage control
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Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
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I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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