The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
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just got booed by the entire restaurant.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
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I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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