I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
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They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
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I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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