Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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