do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
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kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
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somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
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