so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
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I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
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Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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