Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
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what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
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Naked. naked and bneed help.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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